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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

darrynek:

how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are

tayloryxrk:

i want a paramore, tonight alive and we are the in crowd tour and i want the title of it to be why do you think we sound the same heres where we prove you wrong


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